Quote from Luke in It Should've Been Lorelai
Luke: You okay? Lorelai: Yeah. Luke: You don't seem your chipper self. Lorelai: I brought sparklers. I'll light them later and do some kicks. Luke: I can clear the counter, and you can play bagel hockey. Lorelai: You can't play bagel hockey yourself. Luke: I'll play with you. You'll have to explain the rules. Lorelai: It's okay. I'm just recovering from last night. It was one of those nights where you start off stepping in quicksand and end up with a 16-ton anvil on your head. Luke: I've had plenty of those. I'll get you some coffee.