Lorelai: Luke, when I finally do make out this installment check who should I make it out to?
Luke: You can make it out to me if you like.
Lorelai: So basically you would be fronting me the money?
Luke: Yeah. But it's no big deal.
Lorelai: Luke, that's a loan.
Luke: No. It's just a temporary exchange of money for services that will be paid back when you finally have the... It's a loan.
Lorelai: Man, you suck as a liar.