Emily: You should lie down.
Lorelai: I'm fine.
Emily: You work too hard.
Lorelai: No, I don't.
Emily: If you didn't work so hard, you wouldn't have a tension headache.
Lorelai: It's not a work tension headache.
Emily: So then you are sick.
Lorelai: Actually, I am. I'm sick.
Emily: I knew it. What's wrong?
Lorelai: Consumption with a touch of the vapors. I'm going for a leeching tonight.