Lorelai: Since when do you buy Frosted Flakes? [Luke's grocery bags split] Okay, now, what is going on?
Luke: Nothing.
Lorelai: Nothing? You just woke up this morning and decided to buy every food item in the world that you don't actually eat?
Luke: It's not for me.
Lorelai: Well, who is it for?
Luke: Someone who's not me.