Jess: So what are you doing now?
Rory: I have some homework to finish.
Jess: Okay. Then I'll leave you this last little trick.
Rory: You bought a copy? I told you I'd lend you mine.
Jess: It is yours.
Rory: You stole my book.
Jess: No, borrowed it.
Rory: Okay, that's not called a trick, that's called a felony.