Lane: Oh, did you ever think this day would come?
Rory: I had hopes, dreams.
Lane: I escaped from Korea. I'm home. Hi, Lorelai.
Lorelai: Welcome home, sweetie.
Lane: It's so amazing to be back. When I got off the plane, I kissed the tarmac.
Rory: Just like the Pope.
Lane: It was hot, I burned my lips.
Rory: Maybe that's why the Pope always looks grumpy.