Quote from Lorelai in Red Light on the Wedding Night
Rory: Was it when you told us you were calling Max? Lorelai: Somewhere around there. Rory: Why did you say you were calling Max? Lorelai: Honey, some day when you're a little older you will be introduced to something that is extremely seductive but fickle. A fair-weather friend who seems benign but packs a wallop like a donkey kick. And that is the Long Island Iced Tea. The Long Island Iced Tea makes you do things that you normally wouldn't do. Like lifting your skirt in public or calling someone you normally wouldn't call at really weird times. Rory: I'm not looking forward to meeting the Long Island Iced Tea. Lorelai: I'd definitely walk the other way.