Quote from Luke in Hammers and Veils
Luke: Something that's supposed to start nice. Two people promising each other: "I love you forever. I want to die when you die. My life meant nothing until you used my toothbrush." And then it starts. Lorelai: Well, that's not exactly... Luke: Who do you invite? Who sits where? Open bar? Yes or no? Lorelai: Luke. Luke: Auntie Juny doesn't eat chicken. Uncle Momo's off his meds. Lorelai: Juny and Momo? Luke: Just an example. Lorelai: Of a retired circus couple? Luke: And then after all that planning, the reception will still be a disaster. Because no matter what you do or how carefully you plan, halfway through one of those nauseating Bette Midler ballads someone's getting drunk, someone's sleeping with someone else's wife, and a chicken Kiev lands on the cake. Lorelai: You know, the Gettysburg Address was only one page long, and that was about a war. Luke: I just call them like I see them.