Rory: Why not go to a wedding dress place and try a real veil on?
Lorelai: No way.
Rory: Why?
Lorelai: Too much taffeta. Gives me cotillion flashbacks.
Rory: Okay, fine. Could you bend over so I can see what the weather will be like tomorrow?
Lorelai: Actually, I went in one of those places yesterday.
Rory: You did? Which one?
Lorelai: Marry Meme's.
Rory: Ah. I see we're going top of the line.
Lorelai: Ugh. It was horrible! Apparently, you need to order your wedding dress the first day of junior high. And if you haven't, it's off the rack for you, missy. I tried on three dresses, one of which gave me a rash. Has anyone missed the bustle? I haven't.
Rory: It was not that bad.
Lorelai: They all looked wrong. I'm going to be gross, and all the children will laugh. And Max will realize he's made a horrible mistake. And then people will walk away, exactly as you're doing now.