Max Medina: It's too big.
Lorelai: No, it's not.
Max Medina: Give it to me.
Lorelai: No, you can't have it back.
Max Medina: I'll get it sized.
Lorelai: No, it's okay.
Max Medina: It's going to fall off.
Lorelai: I'll wear it on my thumb.
Max Medina: You're not going to wear it on your thumb.
Lorelai: I'll eat a lot of salt and bloat up.
Max Medina: Just let me get it sized, and I promise you'll never have to take it off again.