Lorelai: [on the phone] You can give him the grand tour of Stars Hollow, and I'll show embarrassing pictures of you picking your nose.
Rory: Oh, no. No baby pictures.
Lorelai: Who said they're baby pictures? So, um, you're bringing a guy home.
Rory: It's not like I picked him up at a truck stop.
Lorelai: No, no, I know. You're bringing a suitor, a gentleman caller, home to Stars Hollow. I'm gonna have to get out my pipe and dust off my "What are your intentions?" cue cards.