Christopher: No, we said one sugar cereal.
Lorelai: You're gonna deny me the Captain?
Christopher: We've got a whole box of Froot Loops at home.
Lorelai: With my fragile state,you're gonna deny me peanut butter Cap'n Crunch?
Christopher: It rips your gums.
Lorelai: In a delightful, sugary way. Look, it's got 5% real peanut-butter-flavored chemicals.
Christopher: No.
Lorelai: Oh, fine. Corn flakes.
Christopher: Which one do we get again?
Lorelai: Avoid the words "made with real vegetables."