Quote from Kirk in French Twist
Lane: Kirk, what are you doing? Kirk: Trying to feel a kick. Lane: You're gonna feel a kick if you don't get your hand off my stomach. Kirk: So, I don't know if you've decided where you're gonna drop this little load, but I highly recommend Woodbury Memorial, where I was born. Lane: Good to know. Kirk: The maternity suites there are primo, and they let the mother hold the baby post-delivery as long as she wants. Explains a lot about the relationship between me and my mother. Lane: Yes, it does.