Lorelai: What is with your name tag?
Christopher: What do you mean?
Lorelai: It's in the middle of your chest.
Christopher: So?
Lorelai: So, you're supposed to wear it off to the side. Who wears a nametag in the middle of their chest?
Christopher: Superman.
Lorelai: Superman's "S"? That was not a nametag. That was an emblem.
Christopher: So, this is my emblem.
Lorelai: "Hello, I'm Rory Gilmore's dad, Christopher" is your emblem?
Christopher: Yes. Yes, it is.
Lorelai: I'm gonna have to ask you to walk 15 feet in front of me.