Lorelai: Cut her some slack, Mom. Rory was going through something terrible.
Emily: Life is full of terrible things, Lorelai.
Lorelai: She was emotional. When you're emotional, you don't think clearly. I remember a woman who tried to buy a plane when her granddaughter moved out.
Emily: I tried to time-share a plane. It is in no way even close to the same thing.
Lorelai: I've never been so happy to see a salad in my entire life. Ugh, I can't believe what I'm hearing!