Quote from Lorelai in Let Me Hear Your Balalaikas Ringing Out
Luke: [on the phone] Hey, what's wrong? Lorelai: It's Paul Anka. He's sick. Luke: He's sick? Lorelai: Yeah. He doesn't want to walk or eat or anything. He's never been sick in his whole life. I mean, I haven't had him his whole life, so it's possible he's been sick in his life. I'll never know for sure, but to me it's as if it's the first time.