Sookie: Hey, maybe we got a ghost.
Lorelai: A ghost. That would be cool. People love haunted inns.
Sookie: I wonder what kind of ghost we have.
Lorelai: Maybe a Confederate Soldier.
Sookie: Or a lonely spinster that never married.
Lorelai: Or Patrick Swayze.
Sookie: In search of his lost career.
Lorelai: Maybe we have ghosts having sex and then eating Toblerones.
Sookie: Ooh, hungry, horny ghosts.