Lorelai: [gasps] Oh, my God!
Emily: My, what a lovely greeting.
Lorelai: How long have you been sitting there?
Emily: Ten minutes. Why?
Lorelai: You scared me.
Emily: Like I'm Dracula?
Lorelai: Oh, my God, my heart won't stop pounding.
Emily: Stop being so dramatic. I just showed up for lunch. It's not as if I did anything truly terrifying like telling you that butt-crack-baring jeans had gone out of style.