501. Say Goodbye to Daisy Miller
Aired September 21, 2004
Tension is running high between Lorelai and Rory following her night with Dean. Meanwhile, Emily is at the end of her tether with Richard.
Quote from Michel
Taylor Doose: Can you sign this? Michel, hold it right there. Michel. Michel, I have a complaint. Michel? Michel?
Michel: Can I help you?
Taylor Doose: I was talking to you, and you just walked away from me.
Michel: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were calling someone else.
Taylor Doose: Someone else named Michel?
Michel: If only I could read minds.
Quote from Rory
Dean: I love you, Rory.
Rory: I love you, too, Dean. Are you comfortable? Am I killing your arm?
Dean: My arm is fine.
Rory: I could move.
Dean: Don't you dare move.
Rory: This right here, is the textbook definition of a perfect moment.
Dean: Yeah, it is.
Rory: And earlier?
Dean: That was pretty perfect too. However, as a guy, I was trying not to be a pig.
Rory: And I'm happy. Are you happy?
Dean: I'm very happy.
Rory: Happy, but not chatty?
Dean: I'm just trying to make sure that all this is really happening.
Rory: It is. [they kiss]
Quote from Rory
Rory: Hey, you know what I think we need?
Rory: A song. Like a song that's "our song".
Rory: Something romantic, but not mushy, something that will make us remember this.
Dean: [laughs] Ah, believe me, I'm remembering this.
Rory: Oh, I know. [Rory puts a CD in the player next to her bed] Okay. Perfect. So, from now on, no matter what you're doing, where you are, you'll stop and think of me when you hear this.
[Sammy Davis, Jr.'s "Candy Man" plays]
Dean: [laughs] That's not gonna be our song.
Rory: Why not? It's perfect. It's happy. It's hopeful. It has the word "candy" in it. Hey, what is more hot than candy?
Dean: Pick something else.
Rory: [sings along] "Who can take the sunrise"
Dean: Okay, okay, okay, okay. I'll pick something else.
Quote from Richard
Richard: You do realize you just leapt out of a moving vehicle.
Emily: Everything cannot be on your schedule, Richard. Now, where is it? I know I put it in here. Aha!
Richard: In all the years we've been together, I have never seen you behave as irrationally as- Emily, I'm talking to you! Will you stop? Emily, this feud of ours has now reached comical heights that Charlie Chaplin, himself, would find hilarious, and he's dead.
Emily: Don't follow me, Richard.
Richard: Oh, wait, come back. Let me get you a cane and a derby.
Quote from Emily
Richard: What are you doing?
Emily: I'm looking for my European luggage, which some imbecile has chosen to hide from me.
Richard: What do you need your European luggage for?
Emily: To put things in.
Richard: You're making a mess.
Emily: I don't care if I'm making a mess. Well, who's going to clean all this up, you? Yes, me, or the maid, or perhaps Pennilyn Lott could come by after one of your clandestine luncheons and take a stab at it.
Richard: Oh, for heaven's sakes. Not that again. She's just a friend!
Emily: I am going to Europe, Richard. I am going to Europe, and I'm going to have a marvelous time. I'm going to get up at 10:00, and I'm going to have two glasses of wine at lunch every single day.
Richard: Only prostitutes have two glasses of wine at lunch.
Emily: Well, then buy me a boa and drive me to Reno because I am open for business.
Richard: I- I can't talk to you when you're like this. I'm going to bed.
Emily: You go to bed. I'll go to France.
Quote from Richard
Security Guard: Can I have your security password, please?
Richard: Look, it's getting late, so either shoot us or go away.
Quote from Lorelai
Lorelai: We need you to look at Kirk's butt.
Lorelai: Well, because he ran into some rose bushes, and he's got some thorns stuck in it, and I thought of you.
Sookie: Me? Why me?
Lorelai: Well, because you're a chef.
Luke: And you have a kid.
Lorelai: Yes, that's better. You have a kid.
Luke: Neither of us has kids. Well, she does, but it's big and... and... and can look at her own butt.
Lorelai: I got this, thanks.
Quote from Kirk
Kirk: Sorry I bit you.
Luke: It's okay, Kirk.
Kirk: They were after me, so I ran away.
Sookie: Who was after you, honey?
Luke: Assassins. He thinks assassins are after him.
Kirk: They were under my bed in my room, so I ran, and they followed me down the hall, down the stairs, past Luke and Lorelai kissing, through the yard, over that fence.
Sookie: Well, the assassins are gone now, Kirk.
Kirk: I imagined them?
Sookie: I think so.
Kirk: What about Luke kissing Lorelai?
Sookie: I think you imagined that, too.
Kirk: They looked so real.
Quote from Miss Patty
Rory: Hey, Davey. Came for breakfast?
Miss Patty: Yes, he did. Didn't you, Davey?
Jackson: Yeah, he did. Oops, he's got that look on his face. You might want to give him back to me.
Miss Patty: Oh, please, if I went running every time some guy tried to crap all over me, I never would have gotten married.