Michel: What can I do for you?
Taylor Doose: One of my shoes is missing, and the other has been chewed.
Michel: Is this a riddle? I'm very busy.
Taylor Doose: No, this is not a riddle. This is fact. Look at this shoe. This shoe was practically brand-new, worn twice, and only on smooth-surface floors. I leave it in your hallway, and in the morning, I find this.
Kirk: Oh, my God, what have I done?