Kirk Quote #145

Quote from Kirk in Say Goodbye to Daisy Miller

Michel: What can I do for you?
Taylor Doose: One of my shoes is missing, and the other has been chewed.
Michel: Is this a riddle? I'm very busy.
Taylor Doose: No, this is not a riddle. This is fact. Look at this shoe. This shoe was practically brand-new, worn twice, and only on smooth-surface floors. I leave it in your hallway, and in the morning, I find this.
Kirk: Oh, my God, what have I done?

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 ‘Say Goodbye to Daisy Miller’ Quotes

Quote from Michel

Taylor Doose: Can you sign this? Michel, hold it right there. Michel. Michel, I have a complaint. Michel? Michel?
Michel: Can I help you?
Taylor Doose: I was talking to you, and you just walked away from me.
Michel: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were calling someone else.
Taylor Doose: Someone else named Michel?
Michel: If only I could read minds.

Quote from Lorelai

Lorelai: We need you to look at Kirk's butt.
Sookie: Why?
Lorelai: Well, because he ran into some rose bushes, and he's got some thorns stuck in it, and I thought of you.
Sookie: Me? Why me?
Lorelai: Well, because you're a chef.
Sookie: What?
Luke: And you have a kid.
Lorelai: Yes, that's better. You have a kid.
Luke: Neither of us has kids. Well, she does, but it's big and... and... and can look at her own butt.
Lorelai: I got this, thanks.

Quote from Michel

Michel: That man is why mail-order brides were invented.