Luke: I had a couple of things to pick up.
Lorelai: At the Cat Club?
Luke: Yeah.
Lorelai: At the Cat Club?
Luke: Yeah, I did, okay?
Lorelai: Okay. I just never took you for a cat lover or a 97-year-old woman. Hey, what'd you buy?
Luke: Nothing.
Lorelai: But you got a bag there.
Luke: I know.
Lorelai: It's got a cat paw stamped on it and a catnip bow. [Luke hands Lorelai the bag] Wise man. Wow, potholders.
Luke: Yes.
Lorelai: Little kitty potholders. They meow.
Luke: It's a present.
Lorelai: For someone you hate?