Rory: Meaning next time maybe you should pick a girl with a little more substance. You know, a girl who's smart, is driven and has ambition. You know, like Paris.
Tristin: Are you serious?
Rory: Yeah, why not? Paris is smart and cute and interesting. And yes, she does bring her own unique set of baggage into the mix.
Tristin: A matching set.
Rory: But she likes you. She's crazy about you. She thinks you're amazing.
Tristin: You want me to date Paris?
Rory: Just think about it.
Tristin: Me and Paris.
Rory: "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a wonderful friendship."
Tristin: Who's Louis?
Rory: Just think.