Kirk: It's not skunks, it's eggs. Easter eggs from the Easter egg hunt.
Taylor Doose: But Easter was over a week ago.
Kirk: And I did it just like you told me. I personally hid 300 eggs around the town square, and the kids had a blast hunting them down, except the Banyan boys. They're bad seeds. Going to hell, both of them. But the kids only found 241 of them.
Taylor Doose: Are you telling me that there are fifty-nine rotting eggs hidden in the square?
Kirk: I thought they would naturally decompose and just disappear.
Taylor Doose: Eggs smell when they decompose.
Kirk: I just found that out. [Taylor walks away] I find your hair very believable.