Emily: That stupid mustache is crazy! That's what's crazy. Your father's job is crazy. That's what's crazy. He was supposed to be slowing down, and now he's club-hopping with Jason and hanging out with Moby and having secret lunches with women and lying about it.
Lorelai: Mom, calm down.
Emily: Why should I calm down? Are you on his side? Do you like that mustache?
Lorelai: I'm not taking sides.
Emily: I should go to bars! I should hang out with Moby! He'd hate that.
Lorelai: Mom, I'm just suggesting that you slow down on the shopping. This doesn't have to be a whole big thing.
Emily: Why do I need to slow down? This is what I do, according to Richard. And he's not slowing down. He's got a whole new life. He's got Pennilyn Lott, he's got Digger, he's got a mustache! He's got all that and what do I have? Maybe I should get a job so I can have my own life. I could sell shoes here just as well Eduardo. I should get an application. Get me an application! Go, go!
Lorelai: Mom.
Emily: I hate that mustache, and he refuses to shave it!