Lorelai: I thought you lost your old place.
Emily: We did, but this afternoon we found out that Arthur Roundtree had died.
Richard: He'd been drinking.
Emily: So we got on the phone and snatched that place up.
Richard: Oh, it's a fine piece of property.
Emily: Much better view than our usual place.
Lorelai: Both of you are going directly to hell. I hope you know that.
Richard: Well, at least we'll be well-rested.
Lorelai: Touche.