Jason: I pulled a muscle waving at you.
Lorelai: How was I supposed to know you were talking to my mother?
Jason: It was a very personal wave. It was a big, broad, over the top personal wave.
Lorelai: She called you?
Jason: She called.
Lorelai: Are you doing like a Mrs. Robinson thing with my mother?
Jason: Yes, I was visiting Richard one day, and he stepped out and Emily lit a cigarette and did that triangle thing with her thigh.
Lorelai: Well, you said hotel.