Liz: I thought you'd be better for him that I was.
Luke: Oh yeah, I was great for him. I gave him a place to crash while he lied to me about everything, about going to school, about Wal-Mart... You know I stole his car?
Liz: You what?
Luke: In the middle of the night. I break into his car. I'm stealing it and hiding it in Dad's old garage.
Liz: Why?
Luke: Why? Because I'm crazy. Because I think now he'll have to go to school, now he'll have to graduate, now... Well, we saw how that all turned out, he went to live with the bum who abandoned him, that's how great a job I did.