Quote from Jess in A Family Matter
Luke: So, what are you doing back East, buddy? Still searching? Jess: Been traveling. Luke: Well, thanks for all the swell cards and letters you sent while you were away. Jess: You kicked me out, what were you expecting, a candygram? Luke: I didn't kick you out, you got yourself kicked out. Jess: Nice spin, you should work for Bush.