Lorelai: Are you okay?
Rory: Yeah, I'm the happiest unpublished writer in the newspaper biz.
Lorelai: You are not unpublished.
Rory: I am recently unpublished.
Lorelai: Don't forget your lacrosse-story triumph.
Rory: Yeah, maybe lacrosse is the only thing I'm good at writing about, and I'd never heard of it before I was assigned it.
Lorelai: Now, come on.
Rory: Hopefully, there will be plenty of well-paid, full-time lacrosse-writing positions for me at the major news organizations.