Quote from Lane in Die, Jerk
Lane: [on the phone] Earlier today, my mom asked me to wrap something that she wants to send to Dave. Rory: Is it his birthday? Lane: No, this was something else altogether. You holding onto your hat? Rory: I'm not wearing one, but I can pretend to be. Lane: It's the jug. Rory: What jug? Lane: The jug. The big jug. The monumental jug. Rory: What jug? Lane: Remember when I was a kid, my mother showed me the special jug that's been passed down in my family for years and years in a long-standing Kim tradition that she is personally going to present to the boy I'm going to wed? Rory: Oh, my God. The marriage jug? Lane: The marriage jug. Rory: She's sending Dave the marriage jug? What does that mean? Lane: I'm guessing it means she's reserving a hall and ordering that "Stations of the Cross" ice sculpture.