Lorelai: What'd you get, Kirk?
Kirk: Christ in The Last Supper.
Lorelai: The big kahuna.
Kirk: I'm gonna do it right, too. Lots of research. What's a good book to read?
Lorelai: Uh, the bible?
Kirk: Right. Yo, where are my apostles? Where are my homeboys? James, son of Alpheus, give me five. Simon, the Canaanite, don't leave me hanging.