Emily: Oh, Rory, tell me you didn't ask a boy out.
Rory: I didn't ask him out. I just made sure he knew I was available.
Lorelai: Better, Mom?
Emily: No, that's not better. Rory, you're in Yale, not Amsterdam. How you conduct yourself socially is as important as how you conduct yourself academically.
Rory: I promise, it was very proper.
Lorelai: Yes, Mom, she had a nice Tiffany lampshade over her red light.