Luke: Do not let these two anywhere near a dog. They can barely feed themselves.
Lorelai: Shut up, you. We would be excellent pet owners, thank you.
Rory: You cannot be serious.
Lorelai: We could get him a pretty bowl.
Rory: It's a her.
Lorelai: And a new name.
Rory: Mom.
Lorelai: This Buttercup thing really has to go.