Rory: Did you read that article in the newspaper about the polar ice caps melting?
Lorelai: Yeah, yeah. Ooh, big deal.
Rory: Fine, you pick the subject.
Lorelai: Okay, great. I was watching General Hospital the other day and they have a new Lucky because the old Lucky went to play something with a real name. So, the old Lucky had this girlfriend, Liz who thought that he died in a fire. So then they bring on this new Lucky and you're like, "Okay, I know that's not the old Lucky" because the new Lucky has more hair gel issues. Still, Liz was so upset about his supposed death that you could not wait to see them kiss, you know?
Rory: When do you have time to watch General Hospital?
Lorelai: Okay, let's get back to the point. What do you think about the whole Liz-Lucky kissing thing?
Rory: I think they're actors being paid to play a part so it's nice that they're living up to their obligations.