Jackson: Okay. Before you get all goofy on me, I don't have your porcinis. I forgot them. I don't have any other excuse, other than plain, old, stupid human error. And I have the morels, which I know you don't want, so come on, let me have it.
Sookie: [sighs] Morels are fine.
Jackson: Did anyone else feel the shift in the space-time continuum?
Lorelai: A reviewer didn't like the risotto.
Jackson: The magic risotto? You're kidding.
Lorelai: I gotta go. So try and cheer her up, would you?
Jackson: Sure.
Lorelai: [to Sookie] Sweetie, please don't worry about it. Everyone knows you're the best.
Jackson: So... I hear the huckleberry crop"s gonna totally suck this year. [chuckles]