Quote from Lorelai in The Lorelais' First Day at Chilton
Rory: So, how do I look? Lorelai: You look great. Rory: Really? Lorelai: Really. You are an amazing kid. You have earned this. You just go in there and show them what smart really is. I love you. Call me if you need me. Rory: You're kidding, right? Lorelai: No. Call me if you need anything. I'm great at making up dirty cheers. Rory: You have to go in with me. Lorelai: Rory, come on. Rory: You have to meet the headmaster. Lorelai: Well, look at me. I can't meet anybody who does anything in there. Rory: Mom! Lorelai: No! I look like that chick from The Dukes of Hazzard. Rory: This is my first day. You are not getting out of going in there with me. Period.