Emily: [on the phone] Lorelai, good. I'm going shopping this afternoon. I thought I'd pick up a few things for Rory.
Lorelai: Like what?
Emily: Oh, you know, a couple of extra skirts and tops for school.
Lorelai: I already took care of all that, Mom. I got her two skirts and a bunch of tops.
Emily: But there are five days in a school week.
Lorelai: Really? Are you sure? Because my days-of-the-week underwear only go to Thursday.
Emily: Is that a joke?
Lorelai: Mom, two skirts are fine.
Emily: I never know with you.
Lorelai: Really, don't bother.
Emily: Well, what if she gets one dirty?
Lorelai: Then she'll wear the other one.
Emily: What if she gets them both dirty?
Lorelai: Well, we'll use this newfangled thing called a washing machine. The town chipped in and bought one and my turn's Tuesday.