Quote from Lorelai in The Lorelais' First Day at Chilton
Lorelai: I already had the longest day of my life, and it's only 10:00. How nice. Luke: There's no coffee. Lorelai: That's not funny. Luke: I can give you herbal tea. Lorelai: This is not an herbal tea morning. This is a coffee morning. Luke: Every morning for you is a coffee morning. Lorelai: This is a jumbo coffee morning. I need coffee in an I.V. Luke: I can give you tea and a Balance Bar. Lorelai: Please, please, please tell me you're kidding. Luke: I'm kidding. Lorelai: You're sick. Luke: Yep. Lorelai: You're a sadist. You're a fiend! [Luke returns with a pot of coffee] You're pretty.