Michel: [on the phone] Madame, you have no idea how desperately I'd like to help but I'd have to build a room for you myself and I'm not a man who works with his hands. So the best I can do is suggest that you please try for another weekend. Any weekend. Ah, good. Fine. The 21st. Hold on, I'll look. No, I'm sorry. We're completely booked. [scoffs]