Lorelai: [on the phone] Yes, I've been holding for Mr. Hennings. I'm Lorelai Gilmore... Oh, great, hi. Listen... I just received this letter saying that my daughter did not qualify for financial aid. Rory Gilmore... Okay, yes, we did recently receive seventy-five thousand dollars, but, here's the thing that money is gone. I gave it to my parents, so I don't have it anymore, I swear. You could come over here and search me. We could open a bottle of wine and put on some Motown and... Yes, that was very inappropriate. Look, I owed my parents that money because they helped me put Rory through Chilton, and I wanted her to go to Chilton so that she could get into... Harvard, but then Harvard became Yale long story and now that she's gotten into Yale, I paid them back for Chilton. Just kind of a funny, wacky circle we could all laugh about someday... Yes, but, since I don't have the money anymore, it just seems like it shouldn't count. There must be something we can do. I mean, Rory is the most deserving kid there is, just seriously. You know, I don't know if you know the Kiwanis, but they gave her their scholarship and... I understand... We'll just have to figure something out... Thank you. Goodbye.