Lorelai: You have a lot of signatures in here, little girl.
Rory: Everybody signs everybody's yearbook. It's polite.
Lorelai: "Rory, have a great summer. BFF.Amber." Hey, Amber BFF'ed you.
Rory: Yeah, I feel truly blessed.
Lorelai: "Hey, Aurory Borealis." Okay, can't talk to this one ever again. "You have been my inspiration, my rock, my light. I loved you in South Pacific." When did you do South Pacific?
Rory: What?
Lorelai: Some dipstick named Shauna thinks you were in South Pacific.
Rory: Oh, Shauna tends to get people mixed up.