Quote from Jess in Say Goodnight, Gracie
Jess: I need ham. Caesar: No ham. Jess: We got a shipment of ham yesterday. Caesar: No ham. Jess: Caesar, there's a lady over there that has been saying she wants ham for the last twenty minutes and if I go back there empty handed, there's a fifty-fifty chance that she will eat me. Caesar: No ham. Jess: Then sew some bacon together 'cause that woman is getting ham.