Lorelai: Okay, and I love your food, you know that. But I have to tell you that that bite I just had over there is one of the worst things I've ever tasted, and I've tasted some very bad things.
Sookie: What?
Lorelai: Are you sure you didn't just accidentally drop something in the food tonight, like, I don't know, strychnine or manure?
Sookie: No, I tested each dish every step of the way. I mean, the base, the stock, the sauce, the seasonings.
Lorelai: Are you sick? 'Cause sometimes the flu or a cold or even allergies can throw your tastebuds off.
Sookie: No, I'm not sick. I mean, I had a little bug last week, but nothing today.
Lorelai: Well, I think you should think about getting a checkup. Maybe it was more than a little bug.
Sookie: The food was really bad?
Lorelai: Oh, honey, it was just... well, yeah, it was really that bad.