Quote from Emily in Face-Off
Lorelai: Okay, what is going on? Emily: I saw her kissing a man. Lorelai: What? Emily: When I came home today, I walked in and I saw her standing in the living room kissing a man. Lorelai: Gran? Emily: Yes. Lorelai: My Gran? Emily: Yes. Lorelai: My Gran was kissing a man? Emily: In a purple velour jogging suit. Lorelai: Gran was in a purple velour jogging suit? Emily: No, the man was wearing a purple jogging suit.