Rory: So she coldcocked you, huh?
Lorelai: She bit me, incapacitated me with her poison, and devoured me whole.
Rory: But how are we going to go to four Thanksgiving dinners?
Lorelai: It's not four, is it?
Rory: Lane's house, Sookie's, and we always stop by Luke's... that's three, and Grandma and Grandpa is four.
Lorelai: We're mad, Edie.
Rory: We're us, Edie.
Lorelai: Well, we've gotta go to my parents' or we'll be brought up on war crimes.