Quote from Lorelai in Those Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days
Rory: I can't believe I'm home. I feel like I've been away forever. Lorelai: I agree. Rory: Hello living room. Lorelai: [high-pitched voice] "Hello Rory, we missed you." Not the ottoman, of course, but everyone knows he's a snob. Napoleon complex, he only really likes the magazine rack.