Lorelai: All right, let's go. We'll get your bags, then we'll hit the road, and I can't wait to hear all about Washington. And, by the way, I got you out of dinner with the Gilmores tonight. I thought you and Dean might enjoy a little Peaches and Herb time together.
Rory: Oh, thanks. What'd you tell 'em?
Lorelai: That you get home tomorrow.
Rory: Big fat lie.
Lorelai: Yes, which proves how much I love you. The fact that I was willing to lie to my own parents who I never lie to just so you could have a night of happiness is proof positive of my deep undying devotion that I have for you.
Rory: I appreciate that.
Lorelai: And all that devotion can be yours for the low, low price of $29.95!
Rory: Forget it.
Lorelai: Okay, I'll throw in a set of steak knives.
Rory: My bags, please?
Lorelai: Are you telling me that you want this gesture of love for free? What kind of world are you living in?