Luke: We're closed.
Lorelai: I know. Look, I didn't come here to make up, or to try to get you to forgive me, or talk. I wouldn't even have come here at all but I had a really crappy night and I really, really need a cup of coffee. So just pretend I'm not me. I'm Mimi, a new customer. I've never been in here before. I was just walking down the street and I spotted this place. "Ooh, hey, nice place". And I came in. Now Mimi is going to pour herself a cup of coffee and sit over here, way, far away from you, and she promises, just as soon as she's done, she will rinse out her own cup and leave.