Lorelai: [answers phone] Gilmore Group. May I help you?
Emily: Yes. Richard Gilmore, please.
Lorelai: Oh, um... [imitates bimbo] Certainly. May I ask who's calling?
Emily: Emily Gilmore.
Lorelai: And does he know what this is about?
Emily: Well, I hope so. I'm his wife.
Lorelai: [giggles] Oh, but Richard didn't say anything about being married.
Emily: What?!
Lorelai: Oh, Mom, relax. It's me.
Emily: Lorelai?
Lorelai: Yes.
Emily: Well, you're crude and unprofessional.
Lorelai: I'd like that on my tombstone.